Food princess

I was called a "Food Princess" the other day. It was funny but so not true. Sure, I like a good meal and, yeah, I'll pay more than I can rightfully afford for it, but I'm no food princess. Food princesses wouldn't eat from taco trucks nor would they eat fudge-cicles for lunch.

But my purchase today of a $6 Green and Black's Maya Gold organic dark chocolate with orange and spices 3.5 ounce chocolate bar did seem a bit food-princessy. But, would a food princess use a fortuitously placed coupon? Doubtful.