Mr. Cliff
Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch flavored Cliff Bar. Ah, my savior. I forgot to eat lunch. Not that I forgot, but I didn't really want to and then it became late and the tofu sandwich that Jory gave me was good for the moment but it didn't last. So, I resorted to Cliff from the guy at the corner store who always remembers my name but I can't seem to quite remember his (nice guy though--said he'll let me know when his new shipment of beads comes in). But, Cliff Bars can only do so much and they're not really all that great. A bit grainy. A bit dry. A bit too sweet. And, no peanuts nor cholcolate chips to speak of for a Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch bar.
The tofu sandwich, however, was a different story. As I was talking outloud, professing how much I just wanted half a sandwich, Jory reached into his backpack and, viola, half a sandwich magically appeared. Sure, I wasn't totally thrilled by a tofu sandwich, not that I have anything against tofu, but this sandwich was quite a tofu treat. Tasty foccacia bread that wasn't too dry or greasy. Pickles that weren't soggy. Something that seemed to be a pesto but I can't quite say it was a pesto. And, for a bit of crunch, a leaf of lettuce (a real leaf, not just some shreded stuff). All wrapped in plastic.
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I'm Jory! I'm the one who gave her the sandwich! My gosh! I honestly didn't realize -- at the time -- that any sort of sandwich-generosity would lead to this type of Internet fame (and, hopefully, Internet fortune) ... No, I merely gave Susan some tofu and I thought it would end at that.
Also, I know the guy at the corner market ... except that I don't know his name, either. Some day, either Susan or I will work up the nerve to ask him.
In conclusion, give Susan food. You might just find yourself with a mention.
I wasn't really aware you could put tofu in sandwiches, but now that I think about it, why not? Why not.
On a flight from New York to Los Angeles, I threw up some chocolate chip peanut crunch flavored Cliff Bar. Not a pretty sight, not a pretty sight at all...
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