Foul carrot
Argh...I just ate a carrot that tasted like ass. Seriously. Something was awry with that root vegetable. It was bitter and pungent, like feet trapped in warm sweat socks trapped in hiking boots that have seen the Himalayas. I tried hard not to spit and gag in front of my student.
posted by Susan @ 12:15 PM
2 Comments:
Just curious, how exactly do you know what ass tastes like?
are you sure it was a carrot and not just a toe that was cut off that smelly feet you so thoroughly described?
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